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- If you have ever price shopped for Top Ramen.
- If you live in a house with three couches, none
of which match.
- If you consider Mac and Cheese a balanced meal.
- If you have ever written a check for 45 cents.
- If you have called home just to talk to your
pets.
- If you have ever seen two consecutive sunrises
without sleeping.
- If your glass set is composed of McDonald's
Extra Value Meal Plastic Cups.
- If your underwear supply dictates the time
between laundry loads.
- If you cannot remember when you last washed your
car.
- If you can pack your worldly possessions into
the back of a pick- up (one trip).
- If you have ever stayed up all night just so you
wouldn't sleep through your morning class.
- If you've ever spent a good hour searching for
your student I.D. just so you could get a dollar off
at the movies.
- If your bed time is no longer 10:00 PM, but 3:00
AM.
- If you consider Pizza one of the four major food
groups.
- If you consider the other three to be Taco Bell,
chewing gum, and candy.
- If you've ever missed a class to watch Ricki
Lake.
- If you've ever sent e-mail to the people you
live with.
- If you refer to your meal card as "plastic".
- When you watch TV with no volume, while
listening to the radio.
- When showering doesn't happen on a daily basis.
- When you're not a dork if you wear your backpack
on both shoulders.
- When weather begins to be a major factor on your
class attendance.
- When you would rather do e-mail than study for a
test.
- When your second major appliance is a coffee
maker.
- When you spend a majority of your time reading
forwarded mail.
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