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  • You inadvertently own one or more pieces of tie-dye clothing
  • You have ever owned or traveled cross-country in a VW van
  • You used to play hacky-sack but had to give it up because you developed an allergy sensitivity to the bag material
  • You understand the difference between cafe au lait and a latte
  • You know how to pronounce "Allan Brothers" but you don't care
  • You had to quit coffee
  • You find yourself humming along with the Grateful Dead, whether you like them or not
  • You can't always remember who among your friends is lesbigay and who is straight (and it changes)
  • You know what lesbigay means and how to use it in a sentence
  • You have friends who really are bisexual
  • You own a hand drum or know a friend who owns one
  • Men with short hair look kind of odd to you, but you're not sure why
  • You have potlucks down to a fine art
  • You think channeling was responsible for getting the cross removed from Skinner's Butte AND opening up Willamette Street
  • You understand how a reggae concert turned into a riot with the police
  • You are proud of not owning an umbrella
  • You don't run if it rains suddenly and you have no umbrella
  • You look up at the sky every morning and say "It'll burn off!"
  • A day without sunshine is a month
  • You have taught workshops and all your friends came
  • You know the difference between 1st and 2d degree Reiki
  • You and/or most of your friends are 1st or 2d degree Reiki
  • You dig your weekly Rolfing sessions.
  • You tone (with your voice, not at Gold's Gym)
  • You know what LMT stands for
  • You are an LMT
  • You know how to whip out a good-looking flier in Pagemaker
  • The people at Kinko's know you by name
  • You know what days they clear the bulletin boards at Fifth St. Market
  • You know that Fifth Street is actually Fifth Avenue
  • You have ever worn Birkenstocks, even without meaning to
  • Some of your best friends wear Birkenstocks, on purpose
  • You buy "distressed" produce
  • You get free produce from friends who work at any natural foods store
  • You don't know anybody who works 9-5, Monday - Friday and/or wears a suit
  • You call Eugene Weekly "What's Happening"
  • When a friend gets something she wants, you say "Way to manifest!"
  • You routinely use the female pronoun as generic in writing and speaking...
  • You are offended by one or more of the above sentences
  • You think the Jerry Garcia mural on High St. is the coolest piece of art you ever saw.
  • You have ever attended a Grateful Dead concert at Autzen more than once.
  • You consider the Oregon Country Fair the highlight of the year.
  • You know the methods of growing marijuana without being caught.
  • You claim that the marijuana is "industrial hemp" if you are caught.
  • You understand the term "kind buds".
  • You actually buy Frog's joke books.
  • You know why Frog isn't supposed to sell the books directly to you.
  • You frequent at least five clothing resale shop for the clothes, not the bargains.
  • You miss Icky's Tea House.
  • You know what Icky's Tea House was.
  • You know where Icky's Tea House was.
 
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